speech

My working place have "morning speech". And it is my turn tomorrow.
Since I came to the section now, I have had so many chances to give speeches.
Because there are not many people in our group (department), rotation is very fast. Like twice a month. So actually I am run out of materials.
And the problem is not just it.
From the beginning, I'm not good at speaking in front of people. Every time I make a speech, I cant help laughing myself and blow up the story. I'm like lame comedian...

So, tomorrow, my resolution is.....

I won't laugh. I pronounce distinctly.

My end goal is.......

Make a joke and get a laugh.

Yes, I can!
OK, I need to find NETA for tomorrow.